Bacon Mania
Healthy or not, bacon is everywhere these days. One bacon fan calls it
meat candy. That makes sense, since you can find it in
cupcakes,
mints and even
cologne. Clearly it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Bacon cologneWould you wear it? The
makers of a
new gender-neutral cologne infused with a hint of smoky bacon scent are betting you will. They offer two versions of the scent: Bacon Classic and Bacon Gold.
Denny's Maple Bacon SundaeThis classic diner is no stranger to the wonders of bacon, having served it for more than 50 years. That's probably why they thought to devote a
limited-time menu to the pork product. The most talked-about offering is their
maple bacon sundae. Yum?
Bacon Baby FormulaWhy wait until your kid has stopped teething to make him (or her) a bacon addict? That was the thought at least behind the
bacon-flavored baby formula. But it wasn't meant to be: In April 2010, the FDA pulled the plug on the company's plans to launch the product.
Bacon saltWhat makes other dishes taste better? Making them taste like bacon, of course. Here are a few products designed to do just that:
BaconnaiseWhy wouldn’t bacon’s flavor dominance extend to condiments? There is no rational reason, hence Baconnaise. Spread it on thick.
Jones bacon flavored sodaNothing washes down a heaping plate of your favorite breakfast meat like a carbonated bacon soft drink. Try it as a mixer.
Bacon cupcakesMaking your favorite dessert? Don’t forget the bacon. These folks didn’t, and we’re forever in their salty debt.
Bacon MintsSalty pork goodness and fresh breath. Who could ask for more?
Bacon SoapBet you thought this said
soup. Here's a soap to give your favorite bacon freak that day-long hunger-inducing scent.
Bakon, the bacon-flavored vodkaIt’s made from bacon and potatoes. What could be better?
Gummy baconNo, not a product Grandpa can eat without his dentures. Think Gummy Bears. Looks like bacon, tastes like strawberry.
Bacon popcornWhat could enhance the salty goodness of popcorn like, well, the salty goodness of bacon?
Bacon flavored dental flossWhen your morning bacon gets caught in your teeth, but you miss the flavor after you brush your teeth…bacon-flavored dental floss is the answer.
Bacon gumThe only thing wrong with bacon is that you chew, but eventually have to swallow and lose that bacon taste in your mouth. Not with bacon gum.
Bacon ToothpasteWhen that bacon buzz starts to wear off and you need to get ready for work, what else gives your breath that fresh bacon scent?
Bacon toothpaste Mo’s Bacon BarApplewood smoked bacon and chocolate. Yum. Why did this take so long?
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